clausflying: WHAT IF YOU BIT INTO AN APPLE AND IT BEGAN SCREAMING
shavingryansprivates: I CAN’T STOP FUCKIN LAUGHING AT THIS STUPID FUCKIN STICK HORSE TRIPPING ALL OVER ITS MORON LEGS
heathyr: I hate it when you just randomly get hit with crippling embarrassment over something you did years ago and you’re writhing with your hands over your face trying to tell the memory to go away omg shut the fuck up
katara: i still can’t figure out why the princess of genovia became catwoman
riddlemehiddleston: cat-adores-loki: anearlywitch: Also, thank you, all of you for not giving any The Dark Knight Rises spoilers, y’all are amazing. bruce wayne is batman son of a bitch
believed: no one ever lets me give them a piggyback ride they’re just like “i might break you” no you foolish mortal i have the strength of a thousand horses please, place yourself upon my back
kanyewesticle: i saw a chameleon today so i guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon
narwhalmeg: so you know the rhyme “it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he went to bed and bumped his head and didn’t get up in the morning” well i thought the old man just got up in the afternoon i didn’t know he died
me in public
thinking: if you can read my thoughts then hello
You're right. It's hilarious.
nerd-do-well: nerd-do-well: my mum just came into my room and told me not to look in the freezer… brb i’m going to go look in the freezer MUM THAT’S NOT FUNNY.
alexnick: roxyzolanski: warning: i’ll be liveblogging the apocalypse on december 21, 2012 i’ll tag for spoilers tho since we’re not all in the same time zone xoxo
blaineandersons: where can i sign up to be adopted by ellen degeneres
penisparker: notdaredevil: penisparker: i’ve got a phd in the art of not giving a shit you can’t get a doctorate in art i don’t give a shit