June 2012
deathc0r3:
“Ugh I’m so sick of living here.” the upperclass white girl tweeted on her 32gb white iPhone 4S while listening to music on her 15 inch Mac Book Pro laying on her king sized bed in her air conditioned two story suburban home after her parents refused to buy her the 2013 edition of her 2012 car.
inkstainstink:
when i see really good fic ideas that are executed really poorly i just
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I’m back! :) I missed you guys (and wifi) so much!
mothbooty:
sometimes i remember that really cool people follow me and then i
"One Direction will split up eventually....".
ilosemysanitywith1d:
1d-be-my-baby-daddys:
Me:
non-english speaker: I am awfully sorry at the terrible state of my English abilities, as for the English language is not my mother tounge. I hope you forgive me for every foolish mistake I make.
me with english as my first language: lol it okei
me: *breathes*
mom: you need to change your damn attitude
batreaux:
meet sexy Kraft singles in your area
pantere:
do you ever sometimes think dirty thoughts when you’re in a public place and then start to think about if someone is telepathic so you start throwing around random things in your head like ooh cupcakes
When there is no food in the refrigerator..
Everyone always says, "No, don't worry, you WILL...
you-remykryptonite:
…but lately, I’ve been losing hope more and more everyday.
triye:
Its all fun and games until u tryna get dat last corner of a fitted sheet on ya mattress
When your favorite artist wins an award
youvecat2bekittenmerightmeoww:
Everything sounds better when you add "but...
Harry Potter: Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
The Hunger Games: When I was younger, I scared my mother to death, the things I would blurt out about District 12, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Game of Thrones: The morning had dawned clear and cold, with a crispness that hinted at the end of summer, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Edgar Allan Poe: 'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door' but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
The Bible: In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
The Avengers: There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people, so when we needed them, they could fight the battles that we never could, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
gaylordlouis:
imagine if the internet was a country
and tumblr was a neighbourhood
and each fandom
had their own street
and each blog had their own house
llirry:
at this point in the game if you still /hate/ one direction you’re just being a stubborn asshole
Me: I'm going to sleep.
Me: *Wallows in own self misery until I become an amorphous blob then I sneak out of my house through the air vents.*
skinned-teen:
Scientists say that there’s a possibility of Mars having enough water to support life. But there’s no wifi so no one cares bye
How much celebrities care when you insult them on your blog:
They don’t.
