June 2012
me: haha ok
autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
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Anonymous asked: breaking pointe already came on tonight, did you get to watch?
When you get to eat your favorite dish
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
the avengers?
intr0verteds0mewhat:
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
yrelectricsurgeissweet:
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
music: Starships were meant to fly
nicki minaj: Hebba lebba bing bong kwapawoppa huh wipple
annaomgz:
chekhov:
the countdown is on until CSI: Miami makes an episode about a zombie in florida who eats a guys face off
Let’s hope the writers
don’t bite off more than they can chew
Tumblr idiot: If you don't reblog this then you don't have a heart
Tumblr idiot: This won't ruin your blog
Tumblr idiot: Everyone NEEDS this on their blog
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: fuuuuuuucccckkkkk youuuu
I suppose this used to happen quite often
James: Lily?
Lily: Mmmm
James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
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wheretheducksgo:
what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though
like
she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform
like
did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or
what happened to lizzie mcguire
looking at myself: why
tomlinsarse:
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all...
holmeschapel:
HAHAHAHAH OMFG I JUST HEARD MY SISTER FALL DOWN THE STAIRS AND AS SHE HIT THE BOTTOM SHE SHOUTED
“MY LIFE IS NOT REAL”
Watchbboldandbeautiful:
legit what i aspire to be like in life
ander-son:
finnickerr:
come on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence
i am eight but i will soon benign
splinteryourspine:
splinteryourspine:
I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
teasingtommo:
niall you have something on your face oh wait it’s just perfection
May 2012
gayharrystyles:
i honestly care more about one direction’s relationships than my own and i feel as if there is something wrong with this but i can’t be bothered to care
wetherz:
‘i like curvy girls’ = ‘i like girls with a flat tummy and massive arse and tits’
