Funny how a melody sounds like a memory, like a soundtrack to a July Saturday...– Eric Church (“Springsteen”)
annikafagface: tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website
boobears-butt: alright, lets all calm the fuck down and stop being so dramatic over a missed out word. THE WORLD AINT ENDING BITCHES.
The boys right now: where's the alcohol.
shavingryansprivates: making a text post that doesn’t get notes on tumblr is like being in a group and saying something while other people are talking and they just ignore it reblogging that text post and having it still not get notes is like trying to say the same thing again but getting cut off in the middle by your friend who has a funny story to tell
Person: What are the hunger games about?
Me: 24 kids being forced to murder each other
Me: its not as weird as it sounds I swear
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum actually wins the 2012 election, only to find that Obama’s final act as president was hiring Victor Baxter as head chef, so Rick will have to put up with the crazy antics of Cory Baxter and friends. Let’s see how he likes Cory in his house.
I love how every other fandom is like
youre1dful: district-directioner: DON’T touch a hair on my celeb’s head with that nasty green stuff. and then there is 1D’s fans.. SLIME THEM!
Today is April Fool's Day.
BELIEVE. NOTHING. TRUST. NO ONE.
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum starts a revolutionary website with Mark Zuckerberg, and then gets pushed out of the company.
Last time I was in an arena full of kids they tried to kill me.– Josh Hutcherson presenting at the Kid’s Choice Awards (via iwillbeyourgoal)
person: oh wow! i love that character too!
me: do you
me: do you really love them
person: uhm, ye-
me: does your heart shatter every time you see their face
me: do you feel immense pain whenever they do something
me: have you cried for hours because you just love them so much
me: oh god
me: oh god it's happening
me: the feelings are coming oH GOD I'M GOING TO BREAK INTO A MILLION TINY PIECES SHATTER EXPLODE AND BECOME THE STARS IN THE SKY OH MY GOD BABY
me: has that ever happened to you
me: you don't love them
its april fools day
thatkat: fuck with me and ill punch you in the face
thelaurenproject: what if for April Fools’ Day tumblr goes down just stays down all day and every time you refresh it’s just Karp’s face like
If Tumblr Trained for the Hunger Games
Trainer: Ok, so if you're attacked-
Me: Sonic it.
Me: Get the salt.
Me: Fake your own death.
Me: Use the Force.
Trainer: Ok, and if that doesn't work?
Me: Stick 'em with the pointy end.
Ever since One Direction has come into my life, my...