yes, i’m aware that i don’t have a prom date. yes, obviously i’m feeling pressured into being asked. no, there aren’t any guys even mildly interested in me. no, i don’t have any friends that i can ask. yes, i’m aware that i never spend time with friends. yes, i know that i have gained a lot of weight in the last couple years. yes, i know that i should go...
bangmebonzo: When “Pokemon” was first...
I would follow my blog.
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
tyleroakley: You can’t not reblog the voice of our generation.