May 2013
nintooner:
in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
I’m sorry
mskneesocks:
you’re the only one who understands me google
IF YOU HAVE NOT EXPERIENCED AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN FROM HARRY POTTER YOU HAVE NOT LIVED
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
shessosumptuous:
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
lolsofunny:
So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor”
and all I can think about is
unclefather:
things people have yelled in a bath and body works store:
“what the fuck is a eucalyptus”
“this smells like my grandma”
“what the fuck does “wood” smell like”
“this is bullshit i’m going home”
cuddlefeyrac:
au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport
cokeflow:
mirandasexnoise:
greg0ry:
nicki minaj is 30
how
she was born 30 years ago
not-obama:
carryonmylonelyangel:
amazingandonfire:
once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.
They got married.
at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
meladoodle:
no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
allyson-wonderlnd:
silentlydrawn:
leepaced:
if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices
#otp: you’ve been wearing black too long
it’s so true it hurts my heart
thedramaticsneeze:
destiel:
hayitstommo:
FANDOM DOWN. I REPEAT, FANDOM DOWN.
its not just the fandom thats hit the ground recently
TOO SOON
inbox:
Like a good neighbor, I do not care
iguanamouth:
I KEEP THINKING ABOUT DINOSAUR BONES LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE SO FUCKING BIG YOU KNOW PEOPLE USED TO DIG THOSE UP AND THINK THEY WERE FROM DRAGONS THE LARGEST SKULL EVER FOUND WAS OVER 8 GODDAMN FEET LONG FROM A TOROSAURUS THATS FUCKING INSANE IM SO PUMPED ABOUT THIS I LOV E DINOSAURS LETS GO BURN DOWN THE POST OFFICE
